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Rude Birthday Cards

Show You My Fantastic Tits Birthday Card

Bold and Bright

Show You My Fantastic Tits Birthday Card

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Off Our Tits Drunk Birthday Card

Bold and Bright

Off Our Tits Drunk Birthday Card

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Being A Dick Brother Birthday Card

Banterking

Being A Dick Brother Birthday Card

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Blah Blah Blah Fucking Birthday Card

Adam Regester Design

Blah Blah Blah Fucking Birthday Card

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Air Fryer Wanker Birthday Card

Amelia Ellwood

Air Fryer Wanker Birthday Card

£3.69
Willy Gay Card

Abigolucky

Willy Gay Card

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Girlfriend Definition Card

Scribbler

Girlfriend Definition Card

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Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All Of My Shit Card

Dean Morris Cards

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All Of My Shit Card

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Sis Rhymes With Piss Card

Card And Cake

Sis Rhymes With Piss Card

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Happy Birthday Dad - Don't Listen To Mum Card

Blind Faith

Happy Birthday Dad - Don't Listen To Mum Card

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Dad's Birthday Ballbag Card

Blind Faith

Dad's Birthday Ballbag Card

£3.69
Sister - I'm Glad You're Not An Asshole Anymore Card

Blind Faith

Sister - I'm Glad You're Not An Asshole Anymore Card

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Son You Giant Stinky Turd Card

Scribbler

Son You Giant Stinky Turd Card

£3.69
Dad You Grumpy Old Bastard Card

Scribbler

Dad You Grumpy Old Bastard Card

£3.69
Father You Grumpy Old Bastard Card

Scribbler

Father You Grumpy Old Bastard Card

£3.69
Dad You Wrinkly Bastard Card

Scribbler

Dad You Wrinkly Bastard Card

£3.69
Dad You Ancient Sack Of Shit Card

Scribbler

Dad You Ancient Sack Of Shit Card

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Dad You Old Codger Card

Scribbler

Dad You Old Codger Card

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Birthday Dad Wordsearch Card

Scribbler

Birthday Dad Wordsearch Card

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Happy Birthday Dad Card

Scribbler

Happy Birthday Dad Card

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Ray Of Fucking Son-Shine Card

Scribbler

Ray Of Fucking Son-Shine Card

£3.69
Now Who's Fucking Old Sister Card

Scribbler

Now Who's Fucking Old Sister Card

£3.69
Pisshead Aunt Card

Scribbler

Pisshead Aunt Card

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Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa Card

Scribbler

Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa Card

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If You're Old & You Know It Swing Your Balls

The Marmalade Cat

If You're Old & You Know It Swing Your Balls

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If You're Old & You Know It Clap Your Tits

The Marmalade Cat

If You're Old & You Know It Clap Your Tits

£3.49
Dirty Bastard Card

Quite Good Cards

Dirty Bastard Card

£3.49
The Jellyfish Card

Battered Cards

The Jellyfish Card

£3.49
The Foxes Card

Battered Cards

The Foxes Card

£3.49
Another Year Closer To Being Old Card

The Marmalade Cat

Another Year Closer To Being Old Card

£3.49
You’re Purrfect Card

The Interior Flower Art

You’re Purrfect Card

£3.49
Logan Roy Birthday 'off You Fuck' Card

Pencilface Studio

Logan Roy Birthday 'off You Fuck' Card

£3.49
This Card Sucks But I Swallow! Happy Birthday!

Bitsofnoodles

This Card Sucks But I Swallow! Happy Birthday!

£3.49
Happy Birthday Prick Card

Bitsofnoodles

Happy Birthday Prick Card

£3.49
Hope Your Birthday Is Full Of Love Laughs And Cock Card

Bitsofnoodles

Hope Your Birthday Is Full Of Love Laughs And Cock Card

£3.49
Another Year Closer Card

The Marmalade Cat

Another Year Closer Card

£3.49

At Scribbler we embrace rude humour because we know plenty of people out there love it too. So check out our rude birthday card range if you'd like to surprise a loved one with a risky, rude joke to reel in the laughs on their special day. But think our range is too rude for you or them? Why not try our cute birthday or traditional birthday card ranges instead.

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