{"product_id":"shit-xmas-gift-chocolate-bar","title":"Shit Xmas Gift Chocolate Bar","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShit Xmas Gift Chocolate Bar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best thing about this gift? You can tell the person you’re giving it to that you’ve got them a shit Christmas gift this year, and you’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003etechnically \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot lying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlas, instead of an actual shit Xmas gift, inside this bright packaging - designed by our lovely Scribbler artists - lies a tasty bar of milk chocolate. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo that’ll be a nice surprise when they open it and it’s not something shit, like a hammer or an air freshener. It's actually something pretty delicious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eColombian Milk Chocolate (min. cocoa solids 45%, min. milk solids 20%) (sugar, cocoa butter, milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, vanilla extract). May also contain nuts and oats. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuitable for vegetarians.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scribbler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55942272582007,"sku":"RT9578","price":1.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/9637\/4753\/files\/RT9578-1.png?v=1760339438","url":"https:\/\/scribbler-development.myshopify.com\/products\/shit-xmas-gift-chocolate-bar","provider":"Scribbler Development","version":"1.0","type":"link"}